Happy Easter everybody! This day is here to help reminds us of the pain and horror that Christ witnessed while he hid eggs away from a gigantic carnivorous bunny rabbit. May we all take a moment of silence for this most holy occasion.

I'm actually going to see The Passion of the Christ tonight with two christian friends of mine. May Mel Gibson have mercy on my soul.

I hate referring to friends as "christians" (unless of course I'm talking specifically about there religion). It seems so aweful that we define others by their ideologies. I am not my belief structure...I am not my fucking khakis.